Happy Holidays, Eureka! I mostly lurk these days, but over the last few years I started to associate my Christmas break with Eureka time. I miss the chat banter and visiting all the wonderful builds. Happy holidays to you and yours.
Eureka is a nonprofit, vanilla survival organization dedicated to the fun and entertainment of worthy gamers.
Yep. That's all we got. However, let's talk about that nonprofit part. Here at Eureka, we run solely on your donations. While donations are never expected, they are always appreciated. The server owner is pretty much always broke, so without your donations, this server can't survive. All donations go to an account specifically created for Eureka's funds, and are not used for anything but to pay the fees for this website and our server. IN the event that anything might happen that would cause this server to shut down, all unused funds will be returned to donors in reverse order. We are only interested in providing a fun gaming experience, not making any sort of profit from your donations. If you love playing here, but just don't have the means to make a monetary donation, we entirely understand this too! The best way to show your appreciation is to help us get our name out there, whether it means mentioning us to your friends, or giving us a shout out on your youtube channels. We are always open to getting new players, and allowing players looking for a friendly vanilla server to find us, but that's not possible without your help. Sometimes advocating for Eureka can go a long way (even more so than donating money, though we obviously need that too), so mentioning us to others is a great way to support us as well.
ABOUT US: A little bit about our staff
We have 2 Employees:
Grentroz: Director of Office Supplies and Beverage Distribution
Handsome_Korean: Director of Everything Beginning with the Letter "W."
BLOCK_BERZERK: The Obscure Lord of Security, keeping Eureka safe at obscure hours
SantaClaws94: The Ethical Hacker, helping problem-solve griefs and hacks by griefing and hacking
BraciaB: The Chief Cheerleader, offering overall support for team effort
Drewcy: The Director of First Impressions (Eureka Receptionist) & Self-Designated Adult In-Charge
Kindalas: The Head of Initiative and Synergistic Creativity
One old crabby Op:
Lobster_Nation: Supreme Grump and Vice President of Miscellaneous Shit
HELP_i_cant_poop: Disaster Relief Specialist, ensuring Eureka exists with minimal calamities
Learn more about our staff members with our very accurate bios below! Not all staff members have bios, but they will eventually.
BraciaB:Oftentimes on in fleeting doses and at odd times of the day due to his foreigness, this European, who can also be known as "look-how-much-better-than-you-I-am-because-I-brew-my-own-beer," is known for logging on with a hello and a ":D", doing his admin business in silence, and then logging off with a bye and a ":D". While at first, due to his large usage of emoticons and exclamation marks, you might mistake him for a girl (a common mistake), his preference for smilie faces are simply a very accurate reflection of his kindness. Bracia is the admin to go to if you are looking for somebody who is open-hearted, genuine, laid-back, or willing to give you fair and empathetic feedback. Bracia will go the extra mile to say those kind words that make all the difference in a person's day, whether it be over MC or in real life, and truly encompasses the values that Eureka was built on... even if his overexcessive emoticons gives many a migraine. Take a leaf out of this admin's book, as it will help make the world a better, kinder place :D.
SantaClaws94: Let’s face it: we all hate Santa. Hell, we could probably compile an entire sister server to Eureka comprised of only the people who hate Santa, and it would thrive. There are a multitude of reasons people despise Santa, some of them being that he is petulant, possesses next to zero impulse control, DramaClaws94, types 398 words per second, and #thatvapelyfe. However, the reasons that Santa AKA Sherlock_Claws has not only avoided being permanently banned from Eureka (trust me, he has been banned many times) but has ALSO somehow widdled his manipulative way onto staff, consists of: keeping the server running smoothly throughout Eureka’s epic staff draughts, stalking the living shit out of every Noob that enters Noobland, hunting down every underage player that applies on Eureka forums, creeping the balls off of filthy x-rayers, failing to understand rollbacks, and being the best motherfucking ninja known to Eureka-kind. To Santa’s stalking skills, we all take our hats off and respect. But we all put them back on as soon as Santa starts talking, because holy shit he is annoying. Santa, welcome to staff. Fuck.
Lobster Nation: As our sole operator, Patriot Nation holds misstells dear to his heart, and is sure to share them with the server on a regular basis. Although he has been frequently compared to Sea300 for his numerous demonstrations of poor grammar and spelling skills, this admin is not actually illiterate and has been an irreplaceable benefit and personality to the wonderful world of Eureka. At one point he was fir----... wait, sorry, we don't talk about that one. Awkward. Ahem. So. Patriot Nation is also known for his lesser achievements of building some of the best (Eureka court house) and worst (Eurkea) builds on the server, and having the uncanny ability of being able to seamlessly switch from the maturity of a 50 year old (his actual age) to a 14 year old (his Eureka age), but it is this ability that makes him one of the most beloved members of the server. Patriot has also recently revealed that he likes a couple squirts of his wife's breastmilk in his coffee each morning, but Eureka is such a loving community that we embrace his dietary habits regardless of social norms.
HELP_i_cant_poop: As the owner of Eureka, Poop regularly crashes the server, but nobody says anything about it because everybody is scared of the Poop. Unfortunately, at this point, Poop is very tired and there isn't much left to say. Just listen to Poop, and you will get along very well. Even if you don't listen to Poop you will probably get along because Poop doesn't give a fuck. Poop likes seated heats.
Poop's spare time is spent thinking of stupid yet accurate staff titles and writing deep and thoughtful bio's for the other staff members.